No Mas

Thanks, everyone. Thanks for your chips, cookies, candies, drinks, liquor, beers and dips. Especially dips.

Thank you very much, from the bottom of my heartburn. But stop giving them to me now. Enough is enough. The holidays are over. Gone is the season(ing) of giving. Give me your bland, your mixed-green, your whole grain diet. Goodbye crab dip. Goodbye queso. Goodbye 7-layer. Nice knowing you.

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